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Sunday, November 4, 2012

Exclusive Interview With Frankenstein

I know Halloween was last week. But, my daughter, Issa and her classmates had an exclusive interview with Frankenstein. School personnel kept the interview top-secret per a gag order from Frankenstein's people. Parents attempted to gain access via our state's Sunshine Laws, but failed. Frankenstein's publicity and security teams cited something about sun light intensity and delicate skin. They didn't fool me. That's Dracula's excuse. Plus, this is Michigan we're talking about. Intense sunlight — especially this year — was not a concern.

On Friday, Frankenstein's people finally relaxed and signed-off to allow select excerpts from the interview to be published. Issa's was one of them. You have can now read the untarnished truth about Frankenstein before the National Enquirer mucks it up.

An Interview with Frankenstein